The world wide FAIL

You got to admit. Its really fun living in todays times. You could live in your home,work in your home and have everything delivered to your doorstep-whether it be food,clothes,shamwows or even Christmas presents.

FUCK BLACK FRIDAY

But I remember the good old days-when you were outside and people had to leave a message and I did my homework on paper. Remember paper?

I do. And i remember books too. Books you had to go to the library for and schlep home.

And the phones bill was horrible!

I remember that.

DO you?

Do you remember when you celebs lives were kinda private and didn't go everywhere just to make fools of themselves by jumping on couches?

or on Twitter?

Before Princess Diana crashed into a wall?

When downloading music was uncool?

Log out

Walk out the door

Live life

and believe me



---I bet they even have an APP for that!

What's in a name

So what's in a name?

Is it a chance to be unique?

Is it a chance to show off a child that has just been brought into this world?

Or is it an idea to get your kid fucking teased all his life?

When we are born one of the first things a parent does is give the child and identifying marker- a name. This is the thing that shall intoduce the child (later adult) to the rest of society. This is the thing that will create any first impression besides how they look.

So why didya have to name him/her

ShaQUAN

LAquel

Destiny

Alize

Porshe

Unique

Mary sue

Betty Joe

Ricky Bobby

Shaun

Cassidy

Not picking on any race because we all have our quirks

Spanish people can't choose ONE name so their kids have multiple names so everyone from the past. I knew a kid named Juan Jesus Antonio Sanchez de la Vega.

And whats with everyone naming thier kids after saints? Jesus? maria?

Come on! Not everyone can be Mary or Jesus

Or Mohammed for that matter either.

Or Abraham.

Also do me a favor- don't name your kids names that expired at the turn of the century. Dolly,Fanny,Eunice, Frederick, and names like that are for our GRANDPARENTS.

When i have kids- i shall think of thier welfare before giving them a shitty name. No one wants to be made fun of for the rest of thier life.

Also lets get these kids some self defense lessons. Today kids are becoming pussies because of all the technology. Back when i was a kid i didn't have a nintendo i had a bike. I didn't go to Burger King for Lunch. I brown bagged it.

Perhaps the first indication of parental failure is the name the child is given?

Food for thought.