tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-49160635517826299842024-03-13T14:58:52.649-07:00And then she OPENED her mouthAll I wanna do is poke life in the stomach with a Stick.tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-33856871126742669562014-01-12T17:58:00.002-08:002014-01-12T17:58:31.711-08:00I DON’T WANT *BIOLOGICAL CHILDREN AND YOU CANT FORCE ME TO<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">I DON’T WANT **BIOLOGICAL CHILDREN AND YOU CANT FORCE
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>** Disclamer: I had put the title on Facebook today and got
some negative comments. Thus I am adding the word biological to the title so I don’t
get some right winger calling me a Leftist Feminazi. My opinion may change
tomorrow, but I am entitled to my opinion never the less. The Republicans may
try to take away my reproductive rights but they will never take away my right
to voice my opinion and outrage on this topic</i>.</span></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">My biological clock is on snooze. </span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">I am not in my twenties anymore thus I am expected to pop
out some kid because it’s the “feminine thing to do”. It’s the American thing
to do too. That’s what June Cleaver did and Mrs Brady! Its easy for men to slip
into the American delusion: First college, buy a car, the house, get
married,??? And then reap the benefits because that’s the cultural norm. But
consider this, I lost the love of my life two years ago March. Alan Fernandez
would have made the perfect father. He would have made the perfect(ish..he had
problems I know) husband. I am still in a period of morning, even though I am
emerging. I can say his name and see his image without crying. Now, I am
supposed to pick myself up and try to find someone else: anyone else and pop
out kid’s even though I know I am emotionally unable to handle children. I did
everything right: I graduated college, got myself into the job market, got
experience, got the man, and then it went away. College got me into a ton of
debt. Job experience got me nowhere. I slumped into a depression (which I am
fighting) and my weight ballooned to unhealthy.</span></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Where did I go wrong?</span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">What did I do to deserve this?</span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Before someone adds:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“Maybe
God has a plan for you,” Let me add this: Why would God put me through a
miserable childhood, teenage years and then dangle happiness in front of me to
then yank it away a year later. As the old 80’s song goes: “An owner of a
lonely heart is better than an owner of a broken heart”.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">I am not young anymore and I can’t do the things I liked to
do in my twenties. I use to love concerts and would always be on rail. The last
NIN concert hurt me. The Rammstein one gave me whiplash that lasted three days.
I use to walk more and now my back hurts most days. I am tired all the time,
even when I wake up after 12 hours of sleep. </span></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Why would anyone bring a child into this environment?</span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">The subject of child rearing came up this morning when I was
awakened by the two year old upstairs running laps---at 9 am. It pissed me off
that the mother didn’t bundle the brat up and sent him outside into the back
yard to play with the dog or something. Perfect Prince Wasp wouldn’t get told
no for anything. He has to wear a helmet. He has to be safe. Be #1 and never
told how harsh life is. Bring a child into the age of ME ME ME isn’t conducive.
There are children growing up plugged in, bogged down and some are pampered and
preened becoming perfect sociopaths. I would NOT let my child on the net
unsupervised. I would NOT give my child electronics like an iphone (a small
phone to call home maybe) or an ipad (he or she can use mine). My children
would be dressed classy. They would not watch junk- only PBS or educative
television. My children would get spanked if they are naughty. They would be
geeks and gamers(start them with Mario and Zelda- see what happens)</span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">My children will be bullied for not doing or having any of
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<i><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Why would I subject my children to that?</span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">I won’t subject them to my mental illness or even give them
one of their own. My family is damaged no matter how much they think they aren’t.
My father is an only child, thus he throws tantrums like a two year old and hasn’t
spoken to his family for decades. I am all he has. My mother’s family have
scattered across the USA because they wanted to escape their parents. If I didn’t
feel sorry for my father I would have headed west or even to England years ago.
Some use religion as a mask to make themselves feel better. I prefer a healthy dose
of antidepressants and antipsychotics instead. I go into this dark fits of rage
that I can’t control. If I had health care I would use it for that. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Some people say “get a pet! They are just like kids” and I
say that’s a lie. My cat doesn’t cry all night. My cat doesn’t dirty a room
that I have just cleaned. My cat doesn’t throw a tantrum when it wants sweets
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Her name is Peggy. I got her at a shelter
and she has gotten me through some dark feelings. But I have never fixed a cut,
never had to breast feed, never had to change a diaper or answer to a teacher
that my child flipped off. Peggy eats her dry food and I keep her litter box
clean. She also knows when I am sad.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">I get migraines and my back hurts all the time. Not to
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run after a child. Raising children is a full time job and since I don’t have a
husband to support me(not that i need one, I would just like someone there for secondary support), I wouldn’t want to be a single mom. After all, some politicians
are making it hard for single moms by cutting government subsidies to programs
like WIC and head start. I am not a “moocher” so don’t force me to have a
child. If I am raped I will take the morning after pill. If I can’t, I am going
straight to Planned Parenthood and consulting a doctor for another method. I
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children to visit me, if I am stuck in a nursing home my kids aren’t going to
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kids. However, if I can get better mentally and physically, would like to foster
kids. I want to give the underprivileged kids: whatever color, a home.
Somewhere they can be safe in the light. Somewhere safe from the parents who don’t
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tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-62131643487698513272011-05-16T07:09:00.000-07:002011-05-16T07:09:02.483-07:00I miss George Carlin<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Once upon a time, comedians were funny. More than funny. They were right about how screwed up the system was. Today John Stewart and a whole list of writers at the Daily show do this on a daily basis but before them there was George</span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l10/l337frost/george-carlin.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l10/l337frost/george-carlin.jpg" /></a></div><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> George Denis Patrick Carlin. Born May 12th 1937 and died June 22 of 2008. A giant in comedy. A wordmeister. A provocateur. A sensible man. George started his career in the 60's but grew disenchanted with the style of comedy he was doing (clean cut) and reinvented himself. He then had a long (albiet a rocky) career in comedy.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">So few words can be said to sum up this mans life. He died a couple of years ago yet i still feel his impact. I cannot help but to wonder why i dont find any comedian of my generation funny. Is it because some of they do what they do for shock value? Or because they just want that quick laugh? or perhaps they just appeal to a certian eithnic audience.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">I think there are so many times some one can say " Hallelujer" or "Get ir Done" before it isn't funny anymore. Having a character or a catchphrase dooms your comedy because thats all that people want to see. Sure, George had the "Al Sleet the hippie dippie weatherman" character but the character was used as a representation or satire of a world he was living in. He didn't do "The Seven Dirty words you can't say on TV" as shock value, he did it as an observation. Nor did he, a Irish Catholic, question the Church he belonged to. Every time he questioned them-he did so because he wanted to know why. Not because he wanted to shock.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Take note Sarah Silverman.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">I miss him not only because he was funny- but because he was smart. And not in the snooty way-likeBill Maher. I miss him because he taught us things. About ourselves and eachother.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">There will never be another George. Rest in Peace.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"></span>(I bet you he is looking up at us from hell and enjoying the view)tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-32608430134783337952010-12-14T20:09:00.000-08:002010-12-15T06:26:03.128-08:00Who needs those eyebrows anyway? December 11th 2010 Rammstein show.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNuePQsbMDMt9cSoMzgSxeF5JesDU0hNmTsp5BN8H-R9ds1zwTDHpPOKALFWlEmQeSpSt89k3jzBfVvHQjbsen9Uvdad91WGDJat13xq2s5ouKBPuoL4rAWsBN-aT8tVCn10XfaW9fAhwe/s1600/tumblr_ldcf94ikhS1qe68fjo1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNuePQsbMDMt9cSoMzgSxeF5JesDU0hNmTsp5BN8H-R9ds1zwTDHpPOKALFWlEmQeSpSt89k3jzBfVvHQjbsen9Uvdad91WGDJat13xq2s5ouKBPuoL4rAWsBN-aT8tVCn10XfaW9fAhwe/s1600/tumblr_ldcf94ikhS1qe68fjo1_500.jpg" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVMmwmVtev9IOJywEwYv3r77WZUT8PKElPfhkSdBDqYi-p0zjh7QSPfv_ev_0ldWcgnTd4CB8XWBOZRJFh55fifZ_psgfQJG_8pY9ZG9MyjSG7E4oFLLQSGcv4GitC72M8tBg-gUUvqOYB/s1600/tumblr_ldcf94ikhS1qe68fjo1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br />
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<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">I have never been afraid of the dark consciousness. The dark passenger. The id. Being a graduate with a B. A. in Forensic Psychology, I actually welcomed the weird, wild and often sadistic parts of ones brains.I read about it,studied it and obsessed on it. For many years, I listened to Nine Inch Nails, delighting in the evil and twisted lyrics Trent chose to give me. But what I didn’t know, there was a German metal group that had evil lyrics, sadistic riffs, pulsating beats all done with a tad bit of dark humor.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">The name conjures up the dark images of German debauchery. Du Hast. Ich Will. Sex.death. Rock & Roll.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">And I loved every minute of it. But I wanted o see them live. Unfortunately, even though they were huge in Europe-they didn’t cross the pond. And of course, I wasn’t in any financial state to go see them. That is until they said they were coming to the Garden</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">THE GARDEN. Madison Square. Was I happy? Fuck I was ecstatic. </div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">But I needed to get a ticket first and since there were tons of Rammstein fans worldwide that wanted to see them- I was in for a fight. But first, knowing how certain bands are- I joined the fanclub. I hoped there was a presale. There was no announcement of a presale so I tried my hand at getting a ticket. Unfortunately for me, every scalper in NY already had that idea and scooped up any good seat. I got something the 300 level. Seeing the glass half full-I was glad to be in the building. But much to my delight, Rammstein had something in store for its fans. There would be a lotto for better seats-and I won a pit ticket.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLZzvViWXVbwvc0YOk4vjJwFVdj9Yvp_FS_URGg2ebCP5qBEYaM93PtCnoSLYLXytzu3poe5MHu5iTU7MkTLvl8SvdfntpQ6PYuBJkE_MfQyq5Y6OCisBmoHYPxbE-jQjGfgrELogJ5a6R/s1600/tumblr_ldcbdaqXR41qe68fjo1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLZzvViWXVbwvc0YOk4vjJwFVdj9Yvp_FS_URGg2ebCP5qBEYaM93PtCnoSLYLXytzu3poe5MHu5iTU7MkTLvl8SvdfntpQ6PYuBJkE_MfQyq5Y6OCisBmoHYPxbE-jQjGfgrELogJ5a6R/s320/tumblr_ldcbdaqXR41qe68fjo1_500.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Rewind to 2008,the NIN Lights in the sky tour, I fought and clawed in every pit. I danced and sang. I tried to catch a tambourine. It was fun. That is, until dress girl opened her mouth. Some crazy bitch in a NIN inspired dress always managed to get in front of me. That means I needed to be early but not too early.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqAECpyK_lE5apkMxy-x2rGiKWUsaKjT5D994XL4HXD-J4nV6PmlTqNh27__rMnVbc7lZHWeQhoBO7bWOeHXok7PEJboMmFvoz1GU7gi6zFbHL9-A29R5r4XgHOPiHdizqAJ_mhUDujMxm/s1600/tumblr_ldcaw9cSSF1qe68fjo1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqAECpyK_lE5apkMxy-x2rGiKWUsaKjT5D994XL4HXD-J4nV6PmlTqNh27__rMnVbc7lZHWeQhoBO7bWOeHXok7PEJboMmFvoz1GU7gi6zFbHL9-A29R5r4XgHOPiHdizqAJ_mhUDujMxm/s320/tumblr_ldcaw9cSSF1qe68fjo1_500.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">But the concert was in December and I knew that it was going to be cold. And it was. I arrived at 9:00 am to frigid 30 degrees and all I wanted to do was pass out in Penn station. But I didn’t. I looked in front of me and of course there was a bunch of extreme fans there since God knows when. My mind conjured up pictures of that dress girl and I shuddered. So instead of launching an all out assault- I made friends. The couple from Minnesota, the girls from Chicago, the kid from Chicago, the coworkers from Upstate, some locals including my favorite Armenian ever and of course my BFF Nicole- and with that we became the merry few. We chatted, sang, ate, hung out and held peoples places in line. I went to the bar for some drinks and came back warmer than ever.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Even MSG security was awesome- and I was surprised. </div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Some camera crew came by and asked people questions- they asked me to sing Reise,Reise-and I got flustered. So flustered I managed to say “Something, Something-German German.” And then sang the chorus to Pussy. All I wanted to do was die, but I know that’s probably gonna be on the DVD so nyeh. I learned later that the whole thing was being taped for a DVD. Awesome?</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">We were herded into MSG like cattle and we ran into the pit where I took my place in front of the lead guitarist.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Rammlied</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Waidmanns Heil </div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Buckstabu</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Weisses Fleisch</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Feuer Frei!</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Weiner Blut</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Fruhling in Paris</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Ich tu dir Weh</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Du Riechst so Gut</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Benzin</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Links 234</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Du Hast </div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Pussy</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Encore:</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Sonne</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Haifisch</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Ich Will</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Second Encore</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Engel</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">The dream was over as quick as it had become. At the end of it, I was toasted, exhausted, soaking wet and covered in confetti. I remember in my dream the Guitarist locking eyes with me the whole show and didn’t let go. </div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Till who?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdjn4dhMWrdy8Hxf5TS5oF0wclzLghsGfw56ZXRHhA8YWvPO7JSb0t1vHMawPvvCcqapgvpNYF6__knvobSv_LLHP52PKn9wqEHZUZHJ-QRfjemWkJ2Aw4qk-w1H8UifssAzBNe5Ft6vc4/s1600/tumblr_ldcbzfRJrT1qe68fjo1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdjn4dhMWrdy8Hxf5TS5oF0wclzLghsGfw56ZXRHhA8YWvPO7JSb0t1vHMawPvvCcqapgvpNYF6__knvobSv_LLHP52PKn9wqEHZUZHJ-QRfjemWkJ2Aw4qk-w1H8UifssAzBNe5Ft6vc4/s320/tumblr_ldcbzfRJrT1qe68fjo1_500.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">The lead singer grabbed your hand and the band guided you on a narrow path that they had skillfully crafted and which was conceived and reared in Europe. It was hot up front. But I saw all that I had imagined a Rammstein show to be. Paul Landers, rhythm guitar, acted like a robot. </div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDaBt14g9WyoZ0pglcLrN8dzs8rNs2dO4-_sbC-T1wmxViqVoS_N87Zg64kyXkZTfPlk0XvBel_FmqFzXQfj7aDpW-b1VRqfBo9NNGtZYWIZtm67Q0QtKa7DI4f6TBDmDlU3reo0I41J8z/s1600/tumblr_ldccavoGne1qe68fjo1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDaBt14g9WyoZ0pglcLrN8dzs8rNs2dO4-_sbC-T1wmxViqVoS_N87Zg64kyXkZTfPlk0XvBel_FmqFzXQfj7aDpW-b1VRqfBo9NNGtZYWIZtm67Q0QtKa7DI4f6TBDmDlU3reo0I41J8z/s320/tumblr_ldccavoGne1qe68fjo1_500.jpg" width="239" /></a></div><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Oliver Reidel, bassist, jammed so hard I didn’t think he was in Rammstein but in Pantera. Christoph Schneider, ascended to heaven on his platform with his drums and brought the audience with him. The Keyboardist, Christopher “Flake” Lorenz allowed himself to play the fool as he was tortured by Till and danced his heart out. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBQa_MqsCkwRwsLUC-Z9heFms5adwQfnAnbcI03Uitm7CMalDDTFV5HPpXiuxClu8eMnBhyphenhyphenpFVGcoXcGakkypUTa14VAHndo9ZhpaEGDCKK1Uk0pwOxWkJm3iYDr7yPB64PBJNUxoxuH1B/s1600/tumblr_ldcc2tsIvx1qe68fjo1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBQa_MqsCkwRwsLUC-Z9heFms5adwQfnAnbcI03Uitm7CMalDDTFV5HPpXiuxClu8eMnBhyphenhyphenpFVGcoXcGakkypUTa14VAHndo9ZhpaEGDCKK1Uk0pwOxWkJm3iYDr7yPB64PBJNUxoxuH1B/s320/tumblr_ldcc2tsIvx1qe68fjo1_500.jpg" width="239" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">My sweet, sexual and egotistical guitarist Richard Z. Kruspe, played and pranced around as to try to steal the spotlight. He did, in my heart and in my ears. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitZx8rSKm0hV3n4PWhW6ogLno0RuMxd08tbtQFtG3FpIUHdzWKjvRQ4oGRfxLet-XaC7KR9jta8zXpSBW363TVKp_7vAquegRpQrm1RPfsQqcHS8ec-YCjHPsbXGbDxrtN7939o4qKqPQp/s1600/tumblr_ldcc6jofj81qe68fjo1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitZx8rSKm0hV3n4PWhW6ogLno0RuMxd08tbtQFtG3FpIUHdzWKjvRQ4oGRfxLet-XaC7KR9jta8zXpSBW363TVKp_7vAquegRpQrm1RPfsQqcHS8ec-YCjHPsbXGbDxrtN7939o4qKqPQp/s320/tumblr_ldcc6jofj81qe68fjo1_500.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">And then there was Till Lindemann, the ringleader, who like no other has titillated and scared many a woman and man into giving him what he wants. He commands your attention. And you give it, willingly. Ignoring the well crafted lyrics of sadism, sexuality and even death. He wants you to hate him. He wants to rip you apart. Stick barb wire up your urethra. But does he ? No. And do you want it. Yes...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-S-qghe9O9CpdB4Ohur_BRgV7RdI2pmcrdDbO5lOdhDSZI2Ka2CAVj3jZhyphenhyphenWmSobRmUyTz0Ahfi9lpWtd5sQwKJM6p1C2lS96mfkXufnUcktIpl21fWcRxUX6m4KHe9Qla2U_NEHSkCrE/s1600/tumblr_ldcbxwIagJ1qe68fjo1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-S-qghe9O9CpdB4Ohur_BRgV7RdI2pmcrdDbO5lOdhDSZI2Ka2CAVj3jZhyphenhyphenWmSobRmUyTz0Ahfi9lpWtd5sQwKJM6p1C2lS96mfkXufnUcktIpl21fWcRxUX6m4KHe9Qla2U_NEHSkCrE/s320/tumblr_ldcbxwIagJ1qe68fjo1_500.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Like a woman falling for a serial killer, you ask for more.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">The music swelled in my ears and in my heart…and then they were gone. So I let them go, thanking them for their music and their fire. </div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Please come back to NYC. Please come back to Amerika.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVMspWbfKp0MAsDccHPDK4N3-OyPMcQ-hJoEPg-dtfYICZiVnHVr9MIOUGnW2QpFwDvbJcNFev0xB_lFWeLbiV4oZ4DzG9we0VwXLFTMJZZe7w9KzNiGGzBaMSagYLcwldvaGiiq8lgJln/s1600/tumblr_ldcd2zBfD51qe68fjo1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVMspWbfKp0MAsDccHPDK4N3-OyPMcQ-hJoEPg-dtfYICZiVnHVr9MIOUGnW2QpFwDvbJcNFev0xB_lFWeLbiV4oZ4DzG9we0VwXLFTMJZZe7w9KzNiGGzBaMSagYLcwldvaGiiq8lgJln/s320/tumblr_ldcd2zBfD51qe68fjo1_500.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>For Lanaia and Anne Marie. Even though, our paths have separated-I will always be grateful for showing me Rammstein. And sometimes, in the dark, I can still hear us laughing and singing along.</i><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">In conclusion, Naomi Campbell was never meant to be a cop. If she tried running in her 6 inch heels she would fall flat on her face or even worse, get herself into a heap of trouble. That’s another thing when a woman cop fires her gun or gets kidnapped- its ok the next week. Yea my mom got murdered-but I am ok with that (Castle). I’m sorry, coming from psychological standpoint-shit like that stays with you. This is why I love Law and Order SVU- because that shit has stayed with that character. All I ask in my police shows-there is some realism. Every cop is not a beautiful princess in disguise. Some shouldn’t see the light of day. Some have way too many donuts. And these are the cops on my case. Would you rather have Cindy Crawford on your case or Cagney and Lacy?<o:p></o:p></span></div>tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-58623280877882326472010-02-16T09:21:00.000-08:002010-02-16T09:21:31.700-08:00Somewhere....Under the SeaSomewhere,Under the Sea<br />
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Most people don’t know that I am a gamer( not the stupid Gerard Butler movie of the same name though). Even though I honed my skills on Mario, as I get older I enjoy first person shooters especially if they involve zombies/crazy people. Another thing people don’t know about me is the fact that I am in love with America from the 20’s-40’s. You say Art Deco I drool. You play Frank Sinatra,I squee. Sorry,I have a thing for old blue eyes. I also have a thing for Jazz and Swing. Add to the fact that I am fond of marine bology and all things Marine. So imagine if you will a first person shooter, with crazed humans and set in a late 40’s era dystopian society under the sea! It’s called Bioshock and its one of the best games I have ever played. The original game came out in ’07 but the sequal came out last week.<br />
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I beat that game in three days. Needless to say I am exhausted and want to start playing again.<br />
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<i>BioShock is set during 1960, in Rapture, a fictional underwater dystopian city.[31][33] The history of Rapture is learned by the player through audio recordings as he explores the city. Rapture was envisioned by the Randian business magnate Andrew Ryan, who wanted to create a laissez-faire state to escape increasingly oppressive political, economic, and religious authority on land. The city was secretly built in 1946 on a mid-Atlantic seabed, utilizing submarine volcanoes to provide geothermal power.[34] Scientific progress flourished in Rapture, leading to rapid developments in engineering and biotechnology thanks in part to the brilliant scientists that Ryan brought to the city. One such advancement was ADAM, stem cells harvested from a previously unknown species of sea slug, which were discovered by Dr. Bridgette Tenenbaum to have the ability to regenerate damaged tissue and rewrite the human genome. Tenenbaum joined with businessman and mobster Frank Fontaine to create the plasmid industry, which offered superhuman physical enhancements to its customers. Tenenbaum found that ADAM could be mass-produced by implanting the slugs in the stomachs of young girls ("Little Sisters"), taken from orphanages founded by Fontaine.</i><br />
<i>As time passed, the gap between rich and poor increased. Frank Fontaine established charity organizations to support the underclass (an act antithetical to Ryan's philosophy). His motives were far from altruistic; his ultimate goal was to use his charity organizations to manipulate the underclass. He also established a smuggling operation to supply citizens with forbidden items from the surface, such as religious material. These, along with his control of the plasmid industry, made him immensely powerful. He tried to overthrow Ryan, but the revolt was violently crushed and Fontaine was reportedly killed. Ryan seized control of Fontaine's plasmid business. Within a few months, a new figure named Atlas rose as the leader of the disgruntled lower class. On New Year's Eve of 1959, Atlas and his ADAM-infused followers began a new revolt against Ryan that spread throughout Rapture.[35] Ryan in turn began splicing his own forces, and his paranoia had reached such a level he was hanging dozens of people, mostly innocent, in Rapture's main square. In order to solve ADAM shortages, the Little Sisters were mentally conditioned to wander the city and extract ADAM from the dead, recycling it into raw ADAM in their bellies after swallowing it. "Big Daddies", enhanced and mentally sterilized humans in armored diving suits, were created by Dr. Suchong, the scientist behind many plasmids, to protect the Little Sisters in their work.[31]</i><br />
<i>A drawback of ADAM is that a user must take regular infusions or suffer mental and physical degeneration. As the war disrupted production and supply, every ADAM user in the city eventually went violently insane. By the time the player arrives, only a handful of non-mutated humans survive in barricaded hideouts.(wikipedia)</i><br />
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When I saw there was a sequel I immediately thought how the hell are they gonna top that? Well they did. NOW you are one of the Big daddies! And you thought that was gonna be easy? You still have plasmids and all kinds of weapons but you also get the Big Daddy Drill but you have to beat “Big Sisters” which are hard as all hell. I was in love. And what’s better is that now you can play multiplayer online! I’m not going to spoil the plot of the second one but I can tell you it’s a great game.tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-63586729031538888272010-02-16T08:34:00.001-08:002010-02-16T12:06:43.936-08:00John, I am only dancing.<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Ccrobins.MRS%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><style>
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia;"> Well as you noticed I am kind of an asshole and I procrastinate like a mofo. I had promised at Christmas that I would post more but here I am in Feburary,still unorganized. I have even joined tumblr-no reason. Just because.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia;">This past weekend was Valentines day. Another shit for brains holiday that is forced upon the American public under the guise of love and blah blah blah. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia;">Listen, I can buy chocolates that will make me fat and flowers that will wither and die on their own. And if I get jewelry I automatically suspect that you have been cheating on me. I mean look, you just got me some bankrupatble gift for Christmas and now I have to demand something else? What? Is that really necessary ladies?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia;">And what do you get your man for Valentines day?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia;">A tie? A car? A baby?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia;">Advice I can give is this- Forget the expensive or inappropriate gifts for Valentines day. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia;">Guys- take your girls shopping and give her spa certificates. Girls like spas. We like shopping. We like candy and flowers too but the end result of a restful day of beating people up for a pair if shoes are always worth it.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia;">Gals-Don’t get your man anything. Cook him a good meal and give him a blowjob. There I said it. Men like two things from women- food and sex. That’s it. I’m serious. You know how surprised he will get when you go down on him without his usual “butter up” routine? This goes especially well for married couples. Marriage usually means the end of the BJ. So give your gift that keeps on giving!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia;">And for my gays- you know what the deal is. Straight people need help. Go on with your bad selves.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia;">That is all. <o:p></o:p></span></div>tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-7622033009821324232009-12-25T09:56:00.000-08:002009-12-25T11:47:59.791-08:00Christmas Cheer....comes in a bottle<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f375/Leonor2479/christmas.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="207" src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f375/Leonor2479/christmas.jpg" width="320" /></a><br />
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Its Christmas Day.<br />
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The stockings have been taken down. The tree is dry and brittle but the cat still likes it. There is wrapping paper everywhere. The youngest isn't even playing with his/her toys---they are playing with the box it came in. The yule log is on the TV but no one is paying attention because Dad is falling asleep because the kids woke him up at 6 am. Mother is in the kitchen,yawning herself awake after popping a xanax or two as she makes some coffee. She attempts to make some sort of food that will hold the children till thier granparents,who still hate her btw,get there.<br />
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It is then that i realize-Christmas is forced family interaction. The people that never talk to you year 'round, decide that its in your best interest to come over their house so they can get drunk and give you presents that you haven't asked for nor want. Who thinks its a good idea to give baked goods or homemade gifts for christmas? Not I! Then,they look down on you for the presents that you went into debt for. No one cares. Is it time for the dinner,where most fires and/or fights start? Why yes...Another round of Egg nog for Uncle Tony.<br />
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...I wake up in a cold sweat. I haven't been a fan of Christmas for the reasons above. People call me a grinch...Well i never said i disked Christmas- I just don't want it forced fed to me from the day after Halloween. Christmas is about joy,giving and the miracle of the Birth of Christ( or Winter Yule fest if you are pagan) You are forced to say "Happy Holidays" because you don't want to offend someone but yet all there is on TV and everywhere is SANTA SANTA SANTA. What about Hanukkah? What about Kwanzaa? What about Yule?<br />
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I say this- If you think that you are forced to go to your in-laws for Christmas- Don't go. If you are single-screw your parents. Make this holiday about joy and giving rather then receiving. Its ok to buy presents on the internet. Black Friday is just a scam anyway- I don't feel it to be necessary to get up at the butt crack of dawn to wait outside a store and then trample people for that one hot toy. If your kid is screaming for the new toy of the year,chances are- they don't deserve it.<br />
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And don't even think of giving a child an animal for Christmas. main reason- they will be bored with it after three seconds and then who gets to clean up after the animal-thats right YOU.<br />
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And before i hear you say "Oh you are just a single girl who is grinchy because she has no family" Not so.<br />
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Yesterday i spent the day with my father,who sometimes annoys me. Together we cooked Christmas dinner and I even sprung for Breakfast. We watched UNChristmasy things and talked. Yes,I had some coquito,but still. Dinner was wonderful and he gave me something that i would want: George Carlin's last book "Last Words"<br />
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Tomorrow i get to make a holiday with friends,whose mom is generously cooking and we will be exchanging presents and breaking out British Dvd's. We do this every weekend but hey,exchanging gifts and having fun with friends is nice.<br />
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Today,however,Its all about inner reflection- What i am thankful for and how I am so un stressed. I'm even listening to NonTraditional Christmas music- The Venture Brothers and South Park. HA!tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-25534042783979356552009-12-24T16:10:00.000-08:002009-12-24T16:18:17.744-08:00Insperation...or whatever that means<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Tis the season...<br /><br />..Or so they say.<br /><br />I kno i have neglected you sweet blog. I know that your pictures have gone to red x's and your readers have gone and fled. Sans one,and he's an ..ick.<br /><br />I know i must update you for i have things to say...or so i thought.<br /><br />I have been busy at work. Its been hell and yes,i know that i had promised a steady stream of annoying anecdotes and observances that warranted me making or whatever that means. basically i was supposed to go Brooklyn on someones ass. Well here i am..its the end of the year and my poor sweet cheap therapy has gone unused. Well no more...I have just seen Julie & Julia ( a fab movie) and if lil miss "look at me i'm cooking" can make a blog(and throw out her marriage) i can certainly make an attempt to write and maintain my piece of the INTERNET. I shall dust off my little BLIGDEAS folder (thats BIG BLOG IDEAS rolled into one) and pulla gem or two out. I have to focus. Which of course,is hard to do when you are writing a novel and working full time... Not to mention trying not to kill your father,brother,mother and teh rest of your self absorbed family.<br /><br />While they are out making babies i shall do the nobler thing.... I shall educate. Or try to at least inform.<br /><br /><br />My grammar is horrible...my spelling deplorable...my views narrow minded violent and obscene but i can tell you one thing<br /><br />I am honest.<br /><br />I'm not here to make money,friends,or fame.<br /><br />I am here to piss you off.<br /><br />So fuck it all and on with the show.<br /><br /><br /></span></span>tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-31510854167029137712009-08-15T10:39:00.000-07:002009-08-15T15:55:57.292-07:00Why GI Joe is an Abortion of a Movie<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFi9wSwT2a9nsnqS1CMZQeU3LxtFOePziE3iwmpJt78kbcDD-WVhTgSGsPo-OhgW1q1lsx22MqW-v5qdrv6tm3d-8u5aXuSZmp0gqW_PQ0fdiaclpv7bIzcHo-ZzMU5HEkmgOMgOdJQi-s/s1600-h/Gijoeofficialposter.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 370px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFi9wSwT2a9nsnqS1CMZQeU3LxtFOePziE3iwmpJt78kbcDD-WVhTgSGsPo-OhgW1q1lsx22MqW-v5qdrv6tm3d-8u5aXuSZmp0gqW_PQ0fdiaclpv7bIzcHo-ZzMU5HEkmgOMgOdJQi-s/s400/Gijoeofficialposter.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370246798955953058" border="0" /></a>
<br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 9"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 9"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msoclip1/01/clip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:donotoptimizeforbrowser/> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Georgia; panose-1:2 4 5 2 5 4 5 2 3 3; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:roman; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:647 0 0 0 159 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} a:link, span.MsoHyperlink {color:blue; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} a:visited, span.MsoHyperlinkFollowed {color:purple; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">
<br /><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><span style=""> </span>Sometimes you can tell a movie is bad just by the trailer-</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">whether it be too much action or too much plot or it just turns you off.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Well GI JOE was that movie trailer for me. It had too much action, t</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">oo much plot and generally looked like a Michael Bay abortion o</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">f a movie.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Then I saw him</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidgymHS-HgPd_JolrjbwCemt2QJafaMnKROrXAfdtRfT9v4tHYWW9TeBE2XC7PKJWWOmVplnBNErdWqTA5lwHGIK5zqAIuJzonj2PU01sTorZkojYoI8mTfDY9WZ0vTjRwNDCPVC_0uIpr/s1600-h/DESTRO.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidgymHS-HgPd_JolrjbwCemt2QJafaMnKROrXAfdtRfT9v4tHYWW9TeBE2XC7PKJWWOmVplnBNErdWqTA5lwHGIK5zqAIuJzonj2PU01sTorZkojYoI8mTfDY9WZ0vTjRwNDCPVC_0uIpr/s320/DESTRO.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370249491425298610" border="0" /></a></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">"FANTASTIC?"</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">
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<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Christopher Eccleston. I love me so</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">me Eccleston mainly d</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">ue to th</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">e fac</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">t he</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;"> was the</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;"> 9<sup>th</sup></span><span style="font-family:Georgia;"> Doctor Who.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">I also wanted to see it for nostalgia. GI Joe wa</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">s one of those thin</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">ks I loved as a kid—and </span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">when I mean loved I mean I loved throwing them out the window in</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;"> my She-ra costume and making my younger brother cry.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Then I saw the cast list and it’s a who’s who wtf casting-</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-lNxdY2fhcy3Euyysx4o4JPsxWBnFndqQXMuLeeJ-c2RgepNkW5zpE92UA_opTMJC7SEpNN0hb4a9yHKo5NiiYO5kbEyY5CuKS0OwF1uoTv3ZsX5QaI_bvvcwG0tQYHV-8F4DUhhcZxmo/s1600-h/DUKE.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-lNxdY2fhcy3Euyysx4o4JPsxWBnFndqQXMuLeeJ-c2RgepNkW5zpE92UA_opTMJC7SEpNN0hb4a9yHKo5NiiYO5kbEyY5CuKS0OwF1uoTv3ZsX5QaI_bvvcwG0tQYHV-8F4DUhhcZxmo/s320/DUKE.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370250464109509218" border="0" /></a></p>
<br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1475594/"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span></a> Channing Tatum was tapped as Duke. CHANNING TATUM??? This dude and ex-stripper better known for the Step Up movies….are you fucking kidding me? Way too young and has one face</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">…</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3akCo5ILyI40B5MW9ugY6a66s7_DSo-yqEhDjuTibaYe28PK9rVwz7MxnfwkqhyphenhyphenzxzKZT7S1xjZwiokumUPLXTA7dBNnKG-e2yh7kU3wJI23U6Q8O8f7Xkm5EJNHzCe5v9ouVdNF74x8p/s1600-h/Bluesteel.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 175px; height: 223px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3akCo5ILyI40B5MW9ugY6a66s7_DSo-yqEhDjuTibaYe28PK9rVwz7MxnfwkqhyphenhyphenzxzKZT7S1xjZwiokumUPLXTA7dBNnKG-e2yh7kU3wJI23U6Q8O8f7Xkm5EJNHzCe5v9ouVdNF74x8p/s320/Bluesteel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370251128717127570" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">BLUE STEEL…</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Oh it gets better…</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Playing the Baroness Was Sienna Miller-</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_vVug-ZFPVMFGb5HxLPe8gH2px-0cbNCtA7sVfsAa-TH_MLsBJ1PXUhd_rB-4BK9AKNNzeB7dWqLfl1HeRUxsUfxJpy8U8ivbU0kwL-F1y3oai5Kl3_iaZW0IbNHx36NC6sjK83u41rqy/s1600-h/BARONESS.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_vVug-ZFPVMFGb5HxLPe8gH2px-0cbNCtA7sVfsAa-TH_MLsBJ1PXUhd_rB-4BK9AKNNzeB7dWqLfl1HeRUxsUfxJpy8U8ivbU0kwL-F1y3oai5Kl3_iaZW0IbNHx36NC6sjK83u41rqy/s320/BARONESS.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370251787389040274" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"> Who I thought was Kate Bekinsale the whole movie. But even worse I have no idea what she has done besides ruin Jude Law’s marriage…oh well. She did do well run</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">ning around in a corset and heels with PERFECT HAIR.
<br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Dukes best bud better known as Rip Cord was played</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;"> b</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">y a Wayans brother</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYsbR-5mvNEy9TmK8uAdA8zWp3rb_eC_niOhrJiqsJqGUzGtaJSzhqR3zFxuAfdPgZUYR0lrKpYTLE795H9FoIHO5XzIg4Se8LLG1_o_9XvUmk1p5gckCyoVzzC-3jiPqY-LZCvPoI61VY/s1600-h/RIP.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYsbR-5mvNEy9TmK8uAdA8zWp3rb_eC_niOhrJiqsJqGUzGtaJSzhqR3zFxuAfdPgZUYR0lrKpYTLE795H9FoIHO5XzIg4Se8LLG1_o_9XvUmk1p5gckCyoVzzC-3jiPqY-LZCvPoI61VY/s320/RIP.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370251533359307058" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">….Marlon.. I think…He is one of the twins-the ugly one. Who is known for…being a Wayans brother and was supposed to be the comic relief but not only did was not funny he stalked then only female Joe the whole movie.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDbIilMdK_veae06MLyMO3Cs5_DJ70mMWVyunn-kCepoCzmsfL3-U5WlYaUrfA4oLog4yJ6XugXnIOJ0VtVYRTRqjxej7WDpHbvmJlJZZ12-cHC3UqyiKunhQ0Xr4wvM-v_ulzXRKBcu-t/s1600-h/gi-joe-rise-of-cobra-new-6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDbIilMdK_veae06MLyMO3Cs5_DJ70mMWVyunn-kCepoCzmsfL3-U5WlYaUrfA4oLog4yJ6XugXnIOJ0VtVYRTRqjxej7WDpHbvmJlJZZ12-cHC3UqyiKunhQ0Xr4wvM-v_ulzXRKBcu-t/s320/gi-joe-rise-of-cobra-new-6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370252193773438930" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">"Gowai,Stalker! Oh wait yur like Edward. I rove u!!"</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">
<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"> I have no idea who she was but Scarlet was very inept at her duties and looked perfect at all times in her corset and heels-she had a MOTHERFUCKING crossbow.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKz9m5h08Mx0aKTDgb0u4rjjjepNEHdh4AzhpKezwcKWbssmWEMrW9zCrKO8my75wDGVP0LJiMJHcZB3QoounQFMAr8E1DV7BhOvJqeTF72FPwE6lVilIxkJ1thGcOC3NTuy0BKnDC3CKj/s1600-h/scarlettgijoe.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKz9m5h08Mx0aKTDgb0u4rjjjepNEHdh4AzhpKezwcKWbssmWEMrW9zCrKO8my75wDGVP0LJiMJHcZB3QoounQFMAr8E1DV7BhOvJqeTF72FPwE6lVilIxkJ1thGcOC3NTuy0BKnDC3CKj/s320/scarlettgijoe.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370252612829253634" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">
<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"> Bitches doesn’t get a gun apparently, we get cross bows.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Rounding out the cast was
<br /><a style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0015382/"><span style="text-decoration: none; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje</span></a> as heavy duty.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj995k3A__ylJQxgCFIONWNv7PlPXWHT9GyDM2uCsrRCgrspN-XOYAPG1t6l92q5HkCYlOvJP_WABMUzZ5OULuUEgayEqbwLfTBVSjVXYz8zhP332Q0jKULA4YYjrqtOHuyrCK3y76ylDAB/s1600-h/new-gi-joe-rise-of-cobra-22.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj995k3A__ylJQxgCFIONWNv7PlPXWHT9GyDM2uCsrRCgrspN-XOYAPG1t6l92q5HkCYlOvJP_WABMUzZ5OULuUEgayEqbwLfTBVSjVXYz8zhP332Q0jKULA4YYjrqtOHuyrCK3y76ylDAB/s320/new-gi-joe-rise-of-cobra-22.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370253221428362194" border="0" /></a></p> "I will break you"
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<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><span style=""> </span>He’s more known for being Mr. Echo in the show LOST or as Adebise from the s</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">how OZ. The latter being one of my all time favorite television shows. I couldn’t get over the fa</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">ct that he didn’t take Channing and bend him over a sink and butt fuck him with his little headphones on. I would have paid twelve fiddy to see that!</span></p> <p style="font-weight: bold;" class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="font-weight: bold;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><a style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0846548/"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Saïd Taghmaoui</span></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>who was Breaker- </span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjA4gcCGronaR4mv7o97nTWqXA8u0qtEPVXKkpjvGTZREkOR4pClH2M6LoXqh3XcXoewMCF6a8qnwMZBQn2ddo0kAgY8-zhgx4Juux0hgYf2MJP9h6RfYNwT9j8XzryeVwme2fopu2WBOLP/s1600-h/BREAKER.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjA4gcCGronaR4mv7o97nTWqXA8u0qtEPVXKkpjvGTZREkOR4pClH2M6LoXqh3XcXoewMCF6a8qnwMZBQn2ddo0kAgY8-zhgx4Juux0hgYf2MJP9h6RfYNwT9j8XzryeVwme2fopu2WBOLP/s320/BREAKER.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370253497387490466" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">who one of my friends thought was John Legueizamo the WHOLE MOVIE. I don’t know what movie this guy was in but he usually plays Arab terrorist #2. Sad. He actually did a good job acting wise.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Arnold Vosloo, the guy from the Mummy was also around an</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">d of course since he was kind of cool- so they have him as less screen time as p</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">ossible.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNsOnmtZztPUfehuO02qv5fBEyH3VRO5K5AKn5tkEHWew4xseDUEKxPcamOvfaGkOR9y-K2CTtZoyTdUlIyrJR_s3Pb-xJT6umszCJEQvFsMDxAbeLtIKPAT0KbTjMzYx-ei5Z_emkJY8s/s1600-h/gi-joe-movie-rise-of-cobra-3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNsOnmtZztPUfehuO02qv5fBEyH3VRO5K5AKn5tkEHWew4xseDUEKxPcamOvfaGkOR9y-K2CTtZoyTdUlIyrJR_s3Pb-xJT6umszCJEQvFsMDxAbeLtIKPAT0KbTjMzYx-ei5Z_emkJY8s/s320/gi-joe-movie-rise-of-cobra-3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370254079313271586" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Ray Park who is the coolest stunt man EVER was Snake Eyes.</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCfMrw-CYWEmecAxVWpQxf0xluMyh1oIiliZqMrSfwIhtINeKnsbIkWXAzA2gJou5qtx_uLDBKdcWPYExC49oHo3WtJ7oJCmkC4Nzx4GwPsZywUEIGZmpKOrRPBKuxllSQJQTxDlZ5YLUF/s1600-h/SNAKEEYES.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCfMrw-CYWEmecAxVWpQxf0xluMyh1oIiliZqMrSfwIhtINeKnsbIkWXAzA2gJou5qtx_uLDBKdcWPYExC49oHo3WtJ7oJCmkC4Nzx4GwPsZywUEIGZmpKOrRPBKuxllSQJQTxDlZ5YLUF/s320/SNAKEEYES.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370254459582533938" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">He needed to be on screen more. SERIOUSLY.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">And a Drunk Dennis Quaid as General Hawk.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-IjSA4qzgspElkt9WLpOAtm9N4va7afI8Mk3VHhA4xyxgW5qraivCWAUWOv716Ur1vKzdsDSoN6wnnG19KOGGXkMsbd3Fe5IdvZotV3T9Aj07xoxphQ2jq2NtxKhcwgclH8GUV6k671ma/s1600-h/dennis_quaid_gi_joe_photo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-IjSA4qzgspElkt9WLpOAtm9N4va7afI8Mk3VHhA4xyxgW5qraivCWAUWOv716Ur1vKzdsDSoN6wnnG19KOGGXkMsbd3Fe5IdvZotV3T9Aj07xoxphQ2jq2NtxKhcwgclH8GUV6k671ma/s320/dennis_quaid_gi_joe_photo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370255298380195458" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"> Why Dennis why? Was Adam Baldwin indisposed? Was Michael Ironside still pissed that they didn’t pay him more for Terminator-Salvation? Did Bruce Campbell say FUCK NO,EVEN I HAVE STANDARDS?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">I digress.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">And then there was the Cobra Commander himself- played by Jason Gorden-Levitt. </span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjE3ua3MqFodjcAXjdr26_kZy3ux7fJ786SbMn0oM0xofyPk5FlgAQY3AwvBMEv2oDi3FdGtWAEmbOUGSgIZlm35juhRQb4011-FQYupNJOU_t6oB8zG6vPqIR5n8c6jF4Xq9Ekm_52EvN4/s1600-h/DARTH-VADER-Redux_Detail.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 269px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjE3ua3MqFodjcAXjdr26_kZy3ux7fJ786SbMn0oM0xofyPk5FlgAQY3AwvBMEv2oDi3FdGtWAEmbOUGSgIZlm35juhRQb4011-FQYupNJOU_t6oB8zG6vPqIR5n8c6jF4Xq9Ekm_52EvN4/s320/DARTH-VADER-Redux_Detail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370256340165384706" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">"Not the cobra commander but you get the idea.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">
<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">That’s the kid from Third Rock from the sun folks, who apparently could act. But not in this </span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">movie.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">He looked more like Darth Vader with a Severus Snape Wig who whined the whole movie and had kind of a thing for his sister. WHAT?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc1frM2rS0R9546FKU02jsiN9kSgb8wT-n_V1j_LZxYUyVPS1p1qAkJZXpbenrVrwyn2AQrXDAd5QNwRgHSfB8ZtIeug1PiQWqgZCbXYIOKjzUMCPSPpUZDhWaKnwYu8W6s1Hx0gELKOPy/s1600-h/new-gi-joe-rise-of-cobra-20.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc1frM2rS0R9546FKU02jsiN9kSgb8wT-n_V1j_LZxYUyVPS1p1qAkJZXpbenrVrwyn2AQrXDAd5QNwRgHSfB8ZtIeug1PiQWqgZCbXYIOKjzUMCPSPpUZDhWaKnwYu8W6s1Hx0gELKOPy/s320/new-gi-joe-rise-of-cobra-20.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370256751071980674" border="0" /></a></p> And this chick. As Shitty RedShirt #1. WOST ACTRESS OF THE MOVIE!
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<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">In retrospect looking at the cast list I should have run away screaming. Buyt I didn’t. Instead I got really drunk and went to go see it with semi suspiciou</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">s Dr Who pals.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">I made a Face book event and told people this movie looked bad. I remember watching Mirrors and Ghost Ship on the sauce and laughed my ass off. I thought I would laugh instead:</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">This movie made me sober up</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Watching it I thought—this movie. its so familiar..Oh yea Team America:World Police! </span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjsN7KAd3vOYAlAI31T6irzCAQ4PCwDA9XnGUgq6CsN7PhCVw-dAKpw_MLud_tZAQ4g3BDvkp4kWyAtSqEZF3Hb8mBMUQNWoNwu1FMSKRsJwb2L-YwcQn5GpBaGjiKhjLhzJreRtKKE6ad/s1600-h/team_america_world_police_ver3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjsN7KAd3vOYAlAI31T6irzCAQ4PCwDA9XnGUgq6CsN7PhCVw-dAKpw_MLud_tZAQ4g3BDvkp4kWyAtSqEZF3Hb8mBMUQNWoNwu1FMSKRsJwb2L-YwcQn5GpBaGjiKhjLhzJreRtKKE6ad/s320/team_america_world_police_ver3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370255609293742546" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:Georgia;">This move was TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE. WITH SHITTER CGI! Here is the plot folks- yes this is the plot:</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
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<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">SPOILERSPOILERSPOLIERS<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><span style=""> </span>The movie starts with giving us some bacround on Ellecestons characters anscentor who was a double arms dealer and then the French punished him by wearing a mask.---*sigh @ Doctor Doom rip off*-so fast forward to the present day and Destro (as he later is known as) is trying sell NATO a weapon of Nanomites (Star Trek TNG rip off) that eat metal. And NATO eats this up (pun fucking intended) and want some. What could go wrong with the incompetent NATO having NEW IMPROVED WOMD’s?? And of course Duke and his annoying friend Rip cord are set to transport the warheads (4) with three hummers, two choppers and a Truck. Good job guys. The US Army is made of Dee dee dee’s. Well Destro, of course double crosses them (cliché) and the Baroness, who seems has a history with duke (more cliché). Then we meet the Joe’s, which Duke wants to join and his Mary-sue antics make him part of the team. Back acting and crappy plot continues the movie is a crappy CGI random explosion chicks in tight outfits extravaganza. The whole plot of the movie is how Destro wants to rule the world by fear (and is so Ronrey and Roves the Baroness) but of course we find out in several flashbacks-that the Baroness was engaged to Duke and how he promised to take care of her brother (who became the Cobra Commander) and more flashbacks we see that Snake Eyes, who never says a word -was a scrappy Irish Orphan lost and stealing food in Japan (oh how Empire of the Sun of you) and is quickly taken in with a Chinese Karate Monastery (oh kk how ) and of course Storm Shadow-a Cobra in training- has a problem with this.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Oh god the flash backs are retarded and come at the worst times-Ever. They hurt my brain ya’ll!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">That’s the whole movie. I kept thinking in my head: “Why does Michael Bay keep making shitty movies?” and then quickly remembered- THIS ISN”T A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. This movie isn’t even 1980’s movie violence. And what was worse was the acting. When the best acting comes from a Wayans brother-you have to wonder. Blue steel, un-realistic women’s attire and a drunk Dennis Quaid.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
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<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">RUN AWAY RUN AWAY.</span><o:p></o:p></span></p> tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-59050151510588505652009-08-03T19:33:00.000-07:002009-08-03T20:13:31.940-07:00Trent Reznor is a weenie<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9X6_iXReMVOihykXrxBCjzFe8Nl3QqCmcGtx-_5nq2GNF10uFTcB_izr20pvsW0c2OGKo5mVggSsyym_Yvd4ZANO5QmZmFKHxthsaLCwTsSERQxjqaiWpPLvwxLIR4vWHA_W07ZujncWD/s1600-h/2348368204_36c7557fc1_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9X6_iXReMVOihykXrxBCjzFe8Nl3QqCmcGtx-_5nq2GNF10uFTcB_izr20pvsW0c2OGKo5mVggSsyym_Yvd4ZANO5QmZmFKHxthsaLCwTsSERQxjqaiWpPLvwxLIR4vWHA_W07ZujncWD/s400/2348368204_36c7557fc1_o.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365932195629183202" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Trent Reznor is a weenie.<br /><br />There i said it.<br /><br />I have been meaning to say it for awhile but didn't want to stir up trouble. But its too late isn't it. Apparently, I was banned from NIN.com. Now, I'm not bitter. As a matter of fact, I am rather relieved. I have been lurking for months with nothing to say- and now i don't need to say a thing.<br /><br />You see Trent Reznor-who is the sound and main voice behind Nine Inch Nails- decided it was a good idea to go headfirst into social media.<br /><br />He found this little thing called Twitter and even met a lady on there. But people had hard opinions because private became public.<br /><br />Anyone who had a difference of opinion- was swiftly banned.<br /><br />Then there came Metal Sludge.<br /><br />Its a groupie site that prides itself on gossip and snark.<br /><br />Some shit they have said its screwed up but who knew the King of Industrial music had thin skinned. Come on dude. Its just opinions.<br /><br />So pimp decides that he doesn't like the snark and gets peoples IP address' and bans the members on there who are members of NIN.com<br /><br />---Isn't this an invasion of privacy?<br /><br />I mean,its not like we are posting peoples address' and telling other fans to slit thier wrists- all things TR has done.<br /><br />Its a separate fucking site!<br /><br />He has recently quit twitter and taken his fiancée with him. Which is ok, because she was making an ass out of herself.<br /><br />Trent,you are a grown ass man who claims privacy yet breaches it.Thats a little hypocritical.You don't know me. If you were to pull that bitchassnes in front of me i would tell you a thing or two.I'm not a coward. I'm not a troll either.<br /><br />GROW THE HELL UP.<br /><br />Seriously.<br /><br />And tell you're fiance to put on some underwear.<br /><br />Just a friendly suggestion.<br /><br />I'm still goin to listen to you're music but if your rather have fans who would cut NIN into their boobs or make dresses that resemble you're album covers- so be it. You're the one losing street cred by letting her lead you around by the balls. And no,just because I like your music doesn't mean i am going to buy a Ming and Ping or West Indian Girl album. And there is no way in hells bells am i going to buy her solo project.<br /><br />And even though she compares herself to Yoko ono,Yoko Ono she is not.<br />Yoko at least was a shrewed businesswoman and a talented artist.<br /><br />I like you're music-NIN or solo with a piano.<br /><br />I'm not going to support them,I rather much get a new NIN album you'll write when she goes back to her exbf Francis Ten.<br /><br />Because you're still a weenie.<br /><br />And thats all i have to say.<br /><br />Weenietinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-52298885609774320562009-06-10T19:37:00.000-07:002009-06-10T20:05:34.954-07:00The world wide FAIL<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq152/CommonTime/iPhone.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 224px; height: 448px;" src="http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq152/CommonTime/iPhone.png" alt="" border="0" /></a>You got to admit. Its really fun living in todays times. You could live in your home,work in your home and have everything delivered to your doorstep-whether it be food,clothes,shamwows or even Christmas presents.<br /><br />FUCK BLACK FRIDAY<br /><br />But I remember the good old days-when you were outside and people had to leave a message and I did my homework on paper. Remember paper?<br /><br />I do. And i remember books too. Books you had to go to the library for and schlep home.<br /><br />And the phones bill was horrible!<br /><br />I remember that.<br /><br />DO you?<br /><br />Do you remember when you celebs lives were kinda private and didn't go everywhere just to make fools of themselves by jumping on couches?<br /><br />or on Twitter?<br /><br />Before Princess Diana crashed into a wall?<br /><br />When downloading music was uncool?<br /><br />Log out<br /><br />Walk out the door<br /><br />Live life<br /><br />and believe me<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z81/legacyshooter/internet.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 425px;" src="http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z81/legacyshooter/internet.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />---I bet they even have an APP for that!tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-26672315939763049292009-05-21T20:06:00.000-07:002009-12-24T21:18:39.627-08:00I tried to like Twilight but i gave up
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<br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Once upon a time girl met boy and girl fell in love Boy was</span> dangerous. He had a heart that didn’t beat and their love was doomed. </p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">-And that was a better synopsis for what the “Twilight” series is.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Its pure crap</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Here’s the synopsis from Wikipedia:</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(0, 51, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Twilight</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;"> is a series of four <a title="Vampire (Twilight)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_%28Twilight%29">vampire-based</a> <a title="Fantasy" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasy">fantasy</a>/<a title="Romance novel" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romance_novel">romance novels</a> by the American author <a title="Stephenie Meyer" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer">Stephenie Meyer</a>. It follows the life of <a title="Bella Swan" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bella_Swan">Isabella "Bella" Swan</a>, a teenager who moves to <a title="Forks, Washington" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forks,_Washington">Forks, Washington</a>, and finds her life radically changed when she falls in love with a vampire named <a title="Edward Cullen (Twilight)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Cullen_%28Twilight%29">Edward Cullen</a>.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Let me break it down- Bella is your typical emo whiny ass punk teenager that lives in bumblefuck Washington because her mother kicked her out to marry some new dude. GREAT HUH? She goes to live with her clueless town sheriff of a father and then meets the handsomest boy in school- who just happens to be a vampire.</span> <p></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">And of course he falls for her.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f326/Tigermouse3/twlight.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 333px; cursor: pointer; height: 500px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f326/Tigermouse3/twlight.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Gag gag gag.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">(yeas seriously look how "happy" she looks) </span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p>
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<br /></p></span><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff190/Trohmaniac77/JACOB.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 300px; cursor: pointer; height: 389px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff190/Trohmaniac77/JACOB.png" border="0" /></a></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">If it weren’t for cute Jacob Black- the American Indian/ Werewolf, the books would be a total Mormon propaganda.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">I mean Book 1 was ok. 2 was better. 3 was almost good---but 4!!! ARE YOU FOR REAL??<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">I’m gonna ruin it for you---after three books of this “doo</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">med” love. Bella, surviving as the vessel of the child she is carrying for Edward(Mormon ideal),must be sacrificed and then becomes the uber mary sue she has been predisposed to come. Worse off-cute Jacob, who’s now full Wolf-imprints himself upon Rennesme the new cherub child from hell.
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<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">What’s imprinting? —its an involuntary response in which a werewolf finds his soul mate.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">A BABY. THE GUY IMPRINTS HIMSELF UPON A BABY.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">This is a whole mess of crap. And whats worse?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Teens are eating this up like no ones business.(I’ll write about this later)</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Um what?</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee17/aeranlaes/goths.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 468px; cursor: pointer; height: 665px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee17/aeranlaes/goths.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p class="MsoNormal">( Hot Topic sale?)</p><p class="MsoNormal">
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<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">What happened to the Goths?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">You know the kidd in the corner who were reading H.P Lovecraft listeing to Joy Division,Depeche Mode,The Cure,Tool or NIN?(seriously. I wanna rant about this later)</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Instead they are listing to My Chemical Romance and reading this literary diarrhea.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Stephanie Meyer step away from the lab top and go back to the Learning Annex and learn how to write.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Better yet take a plane and go to England and sit there and listen to JK Rowling..<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">I cringe every time I hear these books being compare with the masterful literary works of the Harry Potter series. JK Rowling, abliet humble ,knows how to fucking write.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">I dare say Stephanie Meyer is sitting somewhere (when not caring for her three kids) trolling fanfic.net and live journal for ideas for the next book.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Seriously ,whats next for Edwardeo and Belliet? They are already have had the oldest Vampire coven in the Volitiri come after them….</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Bella has already fulfilled her duty as a woman and given Edward a child…</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">…wait wait…</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">How did a UNDEAD VAMPIRE impregnate an alive Human Teenager?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">And why didn’t her father smack the shit out of her when she said she was getting married to Edward.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Am I the only one that thinks 18 yr olds SHOULD NOT get married LET ALONE have children.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Bella has a death wish from the moment she meets Edward…seriously. In the Second book “New moon” he even abandons her so that she can have a normal life.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">INSTEAD she pines and mourns for him and goes so far as to attempt suicide.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">WHAT KIND OF BS IS THIS.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">MORMON BS THAT’S WHAT</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">She is basically all about her man.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">You know I take that back- I think Anne Rice could teach Meyers a thing or two about </span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">vampire writing and then she should see Josh Whedon about strong woman.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Buffy never needed anyone but herself.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Bella needs to stand up for herself.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Perhaps the next books should be about Bella traveling the world getting to know what it is to be a vampire and not a wife and mother. Because if she isn’t happy of know what she is capable of the whole marriage thing won’t work out.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">I saw this t-shirt at Comic Con and it was truly fitting. If Josh Whedon wrote Twilight it would have been 7 words</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk152/Dia_photo_album/COLS/AndThenBuffyStakedEdwardTheEnd.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 200px; cursor: pointer; height: 179px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk152/Dia_photo_album/COLS/AndThenBuffyStakedEdwardTheEnd.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p class="MsoNormal">
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<br />tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-2385362397130765372009-05-15T07:17:00.000-07:002009-12-24T21:21:23.605-08:00Nevermind the Cowboys-Where have all the PUNKS gone to?<a href="http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm309/vanni00/punks_1985.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 378px; height: 333px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm309/vanni00/punks_1985.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><span style="font-family:Georgia;">I became a teen when industrial hit in the 90’s and it was wonderful. Grunge and Industrial were canceling out all the 80’s power hair groups and each person accented themselves with personal style to match each personality. People wore flannel, ripped jeans, and baggy clothes not because it was stylish-but because it was cheap and easily available. <o:p></o:p></span></div><br /><div><br /></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p>( I miss Kurt)</div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><div>(and by him i mean Chris Noviselic's hair)<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;">I had a pair of Green Doc Martens. I loved those shoes. I wore them out and just recently bought a red pair and they get me to every concert. It’s my signature.<o:p></o:p></span></div><br /><div><br /></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 320px; height: 240px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEji4PR26iaJfqhx8hVwYODjilClcgxM2ZszcWgHhkKpRqcwLnXNRY37kqlqjFS9_GLFDKv-xO4Tr6puWevCfwap12nRz7V-Jk_7Td3kPSyJw-qCFgu-s3KvMLZrnLxMBPlLZxtecI3QEgwN/s320/100_1373.jpg" border="0" />(I have talked about them b4)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">The new punk/Industrial/grunge fan paid direct homage to the punks that came before us in the early 80’s. They were dangerous. They lived in slums and squats. Fought in circle pits. Lived. Metal face, colored hair, sex. Drugs Drugs Drugs. Danger.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 338px; height: 434px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p281/jonelle21/sid.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Sid & Nancy love.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">They were feared.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">But they are dead. All dead. All of them. <o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Tattoos are now mainstream. Punk/Rock has gone commercial.</span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Don’t believe me? Check out Ed Hardy- its mainstream high end rock gear that emulates the southern <st1:place st="on"><st1:state st="on">California</st1:state></st1:place> rock scene. <o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 600px; height: 400px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u126/ittssalexxx11/hardy.jpg" border="0" />NO NO NO</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SMILE..GAH!<br /><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">The Hipsters COME from the SOCAL Rock scene. No one gets pain like the NY/Cleveland Rock crowds. NO ONE.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">It’s the snow and the wind.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Coming from the <st1:place st="on"><st1:state st="on">New York</st1:state></st1:place> rock scene, I call bullshit. You can’t bottle fame, brew glory or even put a stopper in death.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Even our cathedral was taken down: CBGB’s.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Its gone.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Ripped out of its home on the Bowery and taken to VEGAS for an attraction.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">The place where the Ramones, Blondie and Patti Smyth got their starts-its gone.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">But don’t despair. Go to Vegas. Take a look around fake <st1:state st="on"><st1:place st="on">NEW YORK</st1:place></st1:state> and go to CBGB’s.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">ITS NOT REAL.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">The place I went to was dangerous. Overfilled with Goths, punks and evil doers who didn’t give a shit about a girl in a pit or the pee on the floor. Places where the bathroom was more dangerous then the dance floor. It was loud and crud. <o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">That’s what Rock & Roll is SUPPOSED to be.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">It’s a neck tattoo, dirty clothes, stale beer and a hot guitar. <o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">But it’s gone now-replaced by the Jonas Brothers. <o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">SO where have all the punks gone? The rebels?<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Dead?<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Do punks go to heaven? And is Jim Morrison there-cuz that’s where I want to be.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">But you can’t get there by cutting yourself and crying for attention-emo punk. That’s not real. <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Reading</st1:place></st1:city> twilight and emphasizing with BELLA is not Punk, Goth or even Rock and Roll. It’s a façade.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">You have to get there by losing a few teeth, getting beaten in the pit, bar fight or two, making friends/making enemies. Living,roadtrips,loving.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Back in the van, lets go to Philly for a concert. <o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">No money? Spare Change!<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">No Hotel? Parks and parking lots! Rest stops!<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">No food? Lets share!<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 600px; height: 450px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/pp190/FindStuff2/Lifestyle/Emo%20Lifestyle/emo1.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Do me a favor kid-wash out your black hair, put away the eyeliner and step away from Seventeen.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">That’s not Punk.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Do- get something old, something borrowed and something U and put that on. Accentuate with something cheap.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Ruffle up your hair<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Listen to the Ramones or something Punk.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">The Clash perhaps<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">And not just the hits, I mean the whole album.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">LISTEN<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Or the Smiths<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Or Joy Division/New Order<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">And say FUCK YOU to the establishment </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">And GET THE FUCK OUT to the new whiny hipster culture.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Be the Punk.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Don’t let the punk be you.<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">AND ROCK ON<o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div>tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-28693321342596557042009-05-06T20:20:00.000-07:002009-12-24T21:21:58.335-08:00In defense of SylarIts been a long time since superheroes have gotten a show on prime time TV and for the past four years I have been trying so hard to keep all sense of respect for Heroes.<br /><br />I watch it for Sylar.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg313/1stewart20/MySylar.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 360px; height: 540px;" src="http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg313/1stewart20/MySylar.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Yes Sylar alias Gabriel Grey alias that dude who kills people and does something icky with their brains so he takes their powers.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b296/kngsrivr/Sylar.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 500px;" src="http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b296/kngsrivr/Sylar.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I think he’s a compelling character that is wonderfully acted by the talented Zachary Quinto-who’s also nice to look at.<br /><br />I have sat there through many a season rooting for Sylar-hoping he once and for all, kills that damn cheerleader.<br /><br />Why would anyone root for this guy anyway? He’s a killer!<br /><br />Well for one thing, besides the first season of heroes- the show has been pure shit. Characters have changed sides more then I change my underwear(and that’s A LOT),the plot is never coherent and what’s worse is that some of the acting is miserable.<br /><br />For example- why is Ali Larter STILL on the show- she plays the exact same character but THREE times-as three different sisters.<br /><br />Or Maya Herrera as portrayed by Dania Ramirez. This character was one of the fan’s most hated yet she was allowed to live and walk away and yet fan favorite Elle Bishop as played by Veronica Mars herself Kristen Bell, was given a gruesome and horrid death.<br />Then there are characters that disappeared- Like Claude Raines or The Haitian.<br /><br />Clearly the producers of Heroes don’t know wtf they are doing.<br /><br />But back to Sylar.<br /><br />So far they have brought us to the pint where we don’t know if he is good or bad. And now they have given him the ultimate lame ass ending--- Posing as Nathan “numb nuts” Petrelli. Oh and look who is back—Ali Larter as some lame ass character that is coping with her powers, yet again.<br /><br />SO I have this question: DO the Heroes writes consist of a group of chimpanzees throwing darts?<br /><br />Because it seems that all the plots are dated and/or recycled. Plot holes are the size of my Aunt Gertrude’s ass and characters are switching sides faster Mayor Bloomberg during an election year.<br /><br />Please. Its neither compelling nor suspenseful television to allow a character to mope about some girl all season just to kill her off and then make him completely forget about her.<br /><br />Matt Parkman-I’m looking at you.<br /><br />Don't get me started on the BS that Hiro Nakamura has to go through. Why does he NOW get nosebleeds?HMMM? 4 yrs and nothing but NOW he gets to get an brain aneurysm<br /><br /><br />God damn it! What happened to this show?<br /><br />Is Tim Kring in his basement wishing he were JJ Abrams thus forgetting to map out what the hell will happen on this show.<br /><br />In my opinion- the only good character they have left is Sylar. People know he is bad and people don’t care.<br /><br />People don’t even care about Peter Petrelli and how he talks like Rocky Balboa.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt295/Marpo222/Petrelli.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 600px;" src="http://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt295/Marpo222/Petrelli.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />No one cares.<br /><br />NBC. Do us a favor-cancel Heroes. It’ll be better if it were an online comic- maybe then it will gain its respect back, otherwise it’ll drag on for another season without guidance or viewers.<br /><br />Pathetic really- it could have been great.tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-85542920408763338262009-04-18T12:03:00.000-07:002009-12-24T21:24:45.708-08:00I’m sick of Hipsters…I just didn’t realize I may be one of them<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c253/freqtech/nohipsterscopy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 350px; cursor: pointer; height: 350px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c253/freqtech/nohipsterscopy.jpg" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b249/satisfymys0ul/20.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 400px; cursor: pointer; height: 600px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b249/satisfymys0ul/20.jpg" border="0" /></a>
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<br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><span style="font-size:0pt;"></span>It all started several summers ago. I was sitting on my </span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">friends stoop in Cobble hill drinking Pabst Blue ribbon and we were listening to Yaz</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">- No body’s diary. We were dressed as we saw fit- classic 80’s vintage from thrift stores we had searched al</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">l of New Jersey for. We were going to get drunk and then go into his house and wat</span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">ch </span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Ingamar Bergman movies on his new flat screen hi def TV.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">…That’s the summer I realized I could be a hipster.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">You can recognize them anywhere- the girls will dress </span><span style="font-family:Georgia;">in pseudo vintage clothes they purchased from ebay or thrift stores and dress to the nines. Clothes of choice. Bad jeans, slouchy boots and hat, shirt that says some slogan and a nit cap. Accessories include an iphone and a out of place vest.And lots and lots of mismatched layers</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><span style="font-family:Georgia;">The dudes all have crappy hair, porno facial hair and/or dreads,vest, skinny jeans,flannel and ofcourse Chucks….<o:p></o:p></span> <p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">…I have Chucks…this is so wrong…</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
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<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Their favorite pastime is gentrifying ethnic neighborhoods and enjoying indy music and avant garde art.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Favorite foods- anything Indian or organic.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><span style="font-family:Georgia;">I realized my behavior was and IS <span style="font-size:0pt;"></span>killing my age group and I had to make it stop.<o:p></o:p></span> <p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">But then I realized a hipster rejects the mainstream and popular culture- but doesn’t this behavior a part of the mainstream and popular culture?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">
<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">If everyone listen to indy music wouldn’t it not be indy anymore.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">It’s a catch22 kind of thing.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">
<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">But the irony is, the hipster, will spend their hard earned money and not understand the value of the investment.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Yes, you can spend top dollar on that shitty apartment</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">in that gang infested neighborhood but why do that when you can spend less money and move into a cheaper apt in a different neighborhood.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Yes, you can go to whole foods or wait on line outside Trader Joes in Union Square and buy certified organic at top dollar buy why don’t you go into the green market that is located right there and support the Farmer directly?</span> <p></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Also, the hipster cannot comprehend the significance of what they deem kitschy or nostalgic. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Example- PeeWee’s playhouse, when I was growing up was one of the coolest shows on TV. Now the Hipster is buying up the boxed set because it brings them back to their childhood- and not because it was a good TV show. Same thing with half their DVD library.
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<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">That’s another thing.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">
<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Don’t blame me when your East Williamsburg (aka BUSHWICK) apartment is broken into and your PS3,flat screen TV, Bose music center, Apple Imac etc is stolen. You were the one that decided to move in there in the first place.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">In retrospect, I feel sorry for thinking myself as a hipster. I hate Indy Movies and Music,…the avant guarde is crap and I choose retro to NOT fit in.
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<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">My music collection represents 20 yrs of musical appreciation-from 80’s op to 90’s alternative to the Beatles and Johnny Cash- Each song speaks to me.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">Not because its popular or lack there of.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">
<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">I’m an individual: choosing to live on the border of what’s popular and what’s not. Its my choice if I wanna listen to Lady GaGa or Pink or fucking Ace Of Base.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">My choice.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">My choice to laugh at Hipsters because they are now the mainstream and their lack of understanding its irony.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">My choice to understand ALL ethnicities ESPECIALLY those in my family.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;">
<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><span style=";font-family:Georgia;font-size:100%;" >My choice to understand the </span><span style=";font-family:Georgia;font-size:100%;" >neighborhoods BEFORE they were gentrified. The Lower East Side is not for the taking- </span><span style=";font-family:Georgia;font-size:100%;" >it belongs to the ghosts of the street cart pushers and the tenement houses and Ellis</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span><span style=";font-family:Georgia;font-size:100%;" >Island.</span> <p class="MsoNormal">
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<br />tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-36154524008741839602009-04-13T18:24:00.000-07:002009-12-24T21:25:22.784-08:00What's in a name<div>So what's in a name? </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Is it a chance to be unique?</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Is it a chance to show off a child that has just been brought into this world?</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Or is it an idea to get your kid fucking teased all his life?</div><div> </div><div>When we are born one of the first things a parent does is give the child and identifying marker- a name. This is the thing that shall intoduce the child (later adult) to the rest of society. This is the thing that will create any first impression besides how they look.</div><div> </div><div>So why didya have to name him/her</div><div>ShaQUAN</div><div>LAquel</div><div>Destiny</div><div>Alize</div><div>Porshe</div><div>Unique</div><div>Mary sue</div><div>Betty Joe</div><div>Ricky Bobby</div><div>Shaun</div><div>Cassidy</div><div> </div><div> </div><div>Not picking on any race because we all have our quirks</div><div> </div><div>Spanish people can't choose ONE name so their kids have multiple names so everyone from the past. I knew a kid named Juan Jesus Antonio Sanchez de la Vega.</div><br /><br />And whats with everyone naming thier kids after saints? Jesus? maria?<br /><br />Come on! Not everyone can be Mary or Jesus<br /><br />Or Mohammed for that matter either.<br /><br />Or Abraham.<br /><br />Also do me a favor- don't name your kids names that expired at the turn of the century. Dolly,Fanny,Eunice, Frederick, and names like that are for our GRANDPARENTS.<br /><br />When i have kids- i shall think of thier welfare before giving them a shitty name. No one wants to be made fun of for the rest of thier life.<br /><br />Also lets get these kids some self defense lessons. Today kids are becoming pussies because of all the technology. Back when i was a kid i didn't have a nintendo i had a bike. I didn't go to Burger King for Lunch. I brown bagged it.<br /><br />Perhaps the first indication of parental failure is the name the child is given?<br /><br />Food for thought.tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-29002647842897425142009-03-31T20:16:00.000-07:002009-12-24T21:26:07.445-08:00..and laughed about Twitter.<div> </div><br /><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt288/davidfite1978/Twitter_256x256.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 256px; cursor: pointer; height: 256px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt288/davidfite1978/Twitter_256x256.png" border="0" /></a>In this golden age of technology people can connect with anyone they want to at an alarmingly fast rate. Hell i can turn on Yahoo,AIM, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Trillian</span>,<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">MSN</span>, or any of the chat programs and you can chat with your friend-lets say in Singapore about anything under the sun.</div><br /><div> </div><br /><div>In addition to that you can log on <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">face book</span> or <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Myspace</span> to update people who care about your <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">rinky</span> dink <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">uninteresting</span> life.</div><br /><div> </div><br /><div>Hurray</div><br /><div> </div><br /><div>...Then there's twitter.</div><br /><div> </div><br /><div>I will admit-<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">I'm</span> an addict. </div><br /><div> </div><br /><div>I log on and look at peoples random thoughts...</div><br /><div> </div><br /><div>..about pies and <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">cock socks</span> and <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">weird</span> things.</div><div> </div><br /><div>But if that wasn't the whole thing-even celebs twitter. </div><br /><div>I follow Stephen Fry,Trent <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Reznor</span>, Eddie <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Izzard</span>,Dave Navarro and many others. They update on what they are doing.<br /><br />But only fools actually think that these high profile celebs will actually RESPOND to them back.<br /><br />--Unless you are making fun of Chris Cornell or Richard Patrick.<br /><br />They don't take kindly to <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">criticism</span> *tee <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">hee</span>*<br /><br />Is it so wrong that I think the last good albums they had were in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Soundgarden</span> and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">NIN</span>-respectively.<br /><br />I'm a bitch and I admit it. And i can't live without my twitter.<br /><br />Oh <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">btw</span><br /><br /><br />Hi Chris Cornell<br /><br />Heard your solo album-produced by Timberland no less- its a crock of shit. You abandoned you're rock roots in search of fortune and pop stardom. You deserve neither. You <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">ar</span> too old to be a pop star. I miss <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Soundgarden</span>-not so much <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">Audioslave</span>.<br /><br />You are nothing but a has been rock musician who is having a midlife crisis. And since when is Timberland the "go to" producer? You know T-Bone <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">Ber nett</span> or Rick Rubin- they produce rock..instead you went with some two bit producer who does "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">wicky</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">wicky</span>" in the background of many of your songs and you call it a day. Even Justin <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">Timberlake</span> is <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">embarrassed</span> to be on this record as his vocals sound weak and <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">embarrassed</span>.<br /><br />Get your ass back in the studio and do it over. Take out the hip hop beats and add some LYRICS! "Scream from the Top of yo head" makes neither sense nor lyrical magic. Its boring.<br />You're boring.<br /><br />And do me a favor get a better look.You look like a hobo version of Dave Navarro. Dave's looked like Dave longer then you have. I liked you better with the shorter hair. Now you look like one of the homeless.<br /><br />Stop it<br /><br /><br /><br />And don't get me started on Richard PatrickHey Old man..I got something for you...<br /><br />Hi Richard Patrick,former member of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">NIN</span>,lead singer of Filter and younger brother of Robert Patrick.<br /><br />....or should I say Scott <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">Weiland</span>..<br /><br />..Whats a matter player? You look like you got kicked in the face by the worst plastic surgeon in all of Beverly Hills. What happened to Filter? Besides being a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">mediocre</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">mish</span> mash of Creed,<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">Nickleback</span> and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30">NIN</span> its cemented itself as a --has been rock group. "<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31">Soldiers</span> of Misfortune?" Really Dick? Wasn't this the same song that <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_32">Mach box</span> 20 sang before every movie i saw last summer- you know "<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_33">Citizen</span> Soldier"-what ever. Its fail.<br /><br />Last good album you had was "Short bus" sad fact - Most good Filter songs come off of soundtracks.<br /><br />Think about that while you eat your <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_34">Jurisstol</span>..or something<br /><br /><br /><br /></div>tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-7265072103431772482009-03-27T12:14:00.001-07:002009-12-24T21:26:45.992-08:00...but still hears DUN DUN in her dreams.<div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><blockquote>In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered<br />especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate<br />these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special<br />Victims Unit. These are their stories.</blockquote><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/SVUopening.jpg"></a></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>I love cop shows. Its always been a weakness of mine. I started life off wanting to be a cop until i realized i can make more money in the Law part then the Order.</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>I recently started watching SVU(which takes place in Manhattan/New York City)It stars Chris Meloni as Det.Elliot Stabler who works with Det.Olivia Benson who is played by the lovely and talented Mariska Hargitay. They comprise the core Det. of the Special Victims Unit. It deals with Rape,Child Molestation,Murder with sexual circumstances and any Child porn case. This squad is a real squad that each NYC county has but they do not deal with murder or Child porn(they have other squads that do that) Other Detectives include: Det. Munch (from Homicide played by Richard Belzer) Det. Odafin "Fin" Tutuola (Ice-T) Capt. Cragen (Dan Florek) and even a Forensic Psychologist in Dr. Huang (played by BD wong)That's two cast members from OZ (Meloni and Wong) and there were two more (JK Simmons and Dean Winters) but they are gone now. I loved OZ -it was a bitchin show that left nothing to the imagination. Possibly the reason why i like this show.Not saying rape and child molestation is cool or makes good TV. You just sympathize with the victim more? I don't know- perhaps after hearing several stories on L& O proper( may Jerry Orbach RIP) sometimes people are nasty assholes and "deserve" to die? (I don't condone murder)</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>I also like watching because:</div><br /><br /><div>a. Oz cast members. </div><br /><br /><div>b. Resident Forensic Psychologist. </div><br /><br /><div>c. Same cast members for 10 yrs.(shows been on since '99)</div><br /><br /><div>d. Interesting approach to the subject. </div><br /><br /><div>e. Only 70% of the time i can actually figure out who did it.</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>SO yea i Tivo it. And there's always like 100 episodes on everyday. Half my Tivo list is L&O SVU. I am gonna overload.</div></div>tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-82871612878234843382009-03-26T21:44:00.001-07:002009-05-12T11:16:23.575-07:00.and spoke of her summer and gave advise on concerts<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuBHyWQnd49bnYgpK1lsBaCh-Dg8MBUmTIcU6_-GqcVpdJ02BYGfVPAUU1gEmNUSKoSNPGzP6LCNGeqKKa8HhV74R9lpdptCUtYa1nQ1BcG666ysvJc61R_C5s79Sqx8t5j3GCU8uT28VQ/s1600-h/nin-22.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317725111152254626" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 214px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuBHyWQnd49bnYgpK1lsBaCh-Dg8MBUmTIcU6_-GqcVpdJ02BYGfVPAUU1gEmNUSKoSNPGzP6LCNGeqKKa8HhV74R9lpdptCUtYa1nQ1BcG666ysvJc61R_C5s79Sqx8t5j3GCU8uT28VQ/s320/nin-22.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />This summer is going to be a busy time for me-concert wise.I'm already committed to seeing two NIN concerts and now have some Modwheelmood and Tool to look forward too.I'm probably going to check out the Siren festival in Coney Island and haven't decided if i wanted to see Depeche Mode yet.<br /><br />I love concerts. The thrill of the rush of cold air as you enter the arena to the anticipation of waiting for the headliner to get their asses on stage. I was fortunate enough to see Nine Inch Nail's Lights in the Sky tour which blew me away. The light show was amazing. I also saw the Foo Fighters last year and were amazed at the acoustic set.<br /><br />I am glad Trent has evolved from anorexic,angst drug addicted demon to professional,sober,buff,appreciative of his fans rock legend.<br /><br />I am so glad i am seeing him this tour.<br /><br />Keys to surviving a concert.<br /><br />1. Dress comfortable- Dresses', pleather,goth or bondage gear belong in the seats. a simple tee or tank,jeans and boots (for protection) is both practical and safe.<br /><br />2. Hydrate and eat before entering the arena- that means no getting drunk. Which i know You don't. hell you don't eat..unless its luna bars and squash. That may keep you thin but that don't fix crazy and busted looking.<br /><br />3. Keep all essentials in the car or at home. You need an ID,a cc and some cash for merch..FRONT POCKET NOT BACK.<br /><br />4. If you piss me off- I WILL HURT YOU. Just remember in a pit if you are a guy and you beat up on a girl-she may have to hurt you back. LADIES- don't be afraid to pummel a dude if he hurts you in the pit- i have seen security LAUGH at ladies who beat the shit out of dudes and vise versa.<br /><br />5. Security is there to protect the band and not you- So fuck em<br />edit: Although JT of NIN security is hella nice<br /><br />6. If you jump the line- I will tell on you. Its ok if you and a friend wait on line and hold a place for the dude parking the car and what not- but if you allow twelve people to jump the line- you deserve to be cut in front of.<br /><br />7. Be nice to the people on line- and not just your friends because who knows who is on line. One of those people could be me. I'm a nice person but have been crossed by the same people one too many times.<br /><br />The world does not revolve around one persons obsession of one persons band. And this goes for all the lines and all the concerts I'm going to see. But it seems i have a problem with one person of one group. Its true. I never had a problem at a Cure concert or at the Eagles of death metal-as a matter of fact i had great times. I just dread going to NIN because i know i will never get front center rail because the small group of obsessed maniacs will be there the day before- its not fair and it ruins the concert experience for the person who may only going to one concert. Some people don't have the time or the cash to follow NIN across the country to podunk town USA.<br /><br />In conclusion, be nice ,stay away from me and all will go well.tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-52545319910080754982009-03-24T18:19:00.000-07:002009-04-01T13:25:35.663-07:00..and got pissed off at Intervention<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m73/pearlnp81/Intervention.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 500px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 500px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m73/pearlnp81/Intervention.jpg" border="0" /></a>I watch this show called Intervention. Its a show o A&E<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Here's</span> a synopsis of the show according to the website:<br /><br /><blockquote></blockquote><blockquote>Intervention™ is a powerful and gripping television series in which people confront their darkest demons and seek a route to redemption. The Intervention Television series profiles people whose dependence on drugs and alcohol or other compulsive behavior has brought them to a point of personal crisis and estranged them from their friends and loved ones. Each Intervention episode ends with a surprise intervention that is staged by the family and friends of the alcohol or drug addict, and which is conducted by one of three Intervention specialists: Jeff <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">VanVonderen</span>, Candy <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Finnigan</span> and Ken <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Seeley</span>.</blockquote><br /><br />Its normally a great show. It shows all kinds of addicts-<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">alcoholics</span>,heroin addicts,sex addicts,food junkies.<br /><br />But is beating yourself up really considered an addiction? I know people sometimes cut themselves anbd the pyshcial reaction sets off chemicals in the brain but is beating yourself up (literally) doing the same thing. What i noticed about this woman is that her huisbands' negative comments were the thing thats set her off.<br /><br />Wait a goddamned minute.<br /><br />If your man treats you like shit so much so that you need to punch yourself in the stomach- you kick your man to the curb. No person should be verbally abusive to another person-let along in a relationship.<br /><br />Perhaps she was weak willed?<br /><br />Perhaps the producers of "Intervention" should have sent her to therapy for her self esteem rather then for the hitting action. She relapsed a week after leaving treatment BUT she left her husband.<br /><br />Basically- that was one weak ass episode.tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-38827897584880980182009-03-18T12:57:00.000-07:002009-12-24T21:28:27.417-08:00..and asked something politelyI have lots of things to do. In this job market I have been reduced to a "office manager",which is ok by me- at least I have a job,right?<br /><br />I have been noticing a lot of assfuckary and dumbassness when it comes to people on the phone.Therefore I have made these simple guidelines to follow if you ever call a professional setting-whether it be a lawyers office or a medical office.<br /><br />1.<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Know why you're calling.</span> Its imperative that when you pick up the phone you know the reason why you are calling for example: If calling a law firm for status,you can accurately tell the person picking up the phone why you are calling. It doesn't help the receptionist fields calls of dumbasses who say "status" yet their case is settled and they are waiting for a settlement check. If you are calling because of a letter or call from an attorney of professional,please have the letter or the message written down in front of you. And yes,at the bottom of every letter there is a name so there is no excuse.<br /><br />2.<span style="font-weight: bold;">Know who you are calling</span>- I cannot tell you how many times people call the office and get transfer ed to me and they don't know who the hell their attorney is. Know what their name is,know who the paralegal is-its important. And no a conglomeration of the law/medical office name is not the name either.<br /><br />3. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Have patience</span>. A lawsuit or medical testing takes time. You have to have some sort of patents. Leaving a message everyday is not going to make your case/testing go faster. Actually its going to annoy the attorney or doctor and delay the testing or lawsuit.<br /><br />4. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Learn how to leave messages</span>.You don't know how many messages i have received where the client was arguing with some one in the back round re:people not picking up the phone and fails to leave a message OR a client leaves a message and fails to leave a number. Don't assume i have your new number.<br /><br />5. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Make sure you update me on any changes of address/phone</span>. Dodging creditors,phones shut off? Always make sure someone has your alt numbers just in case we need to reach you. If you disappear,so does your case/file.<br /><br />6. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Questions are a good thing</span>. If a person at the office asks you your name,don't be vague. We are asking questions only to help you-remember we are on your side and you called us.<br /><br />7. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Don't assume we speak another language</span>- Its nice to know lots of people in the USA speak more then one language but if you call someone,don't assume they have someone who speaks your language. (and if you are reading and understand this then your a lying asshole) Please don't rattle of in x language unless you know that persons speaks it. Also would it kill you to ask: My name is "John Smith" i need a person who speaks "x language" please?<br /><br /><br />MOST IMPORTANTLY<br />8. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Speak clear</span>- You don't know how important this is. I don't mean speaking English-that's another issue entirely(see above). Get to a land line- cell phones will notoriously have shitty reception when you need them. Speak clearly. Don't mumble. Don't be high/drunk. Get to the point. Don't assume i am your friend and that you can rant about why the attorney doesn't call you or how shitty your life is. I have a job to do.<br /><br /><br /><br />Drop your ego at the door. The world doesn't revolve around you. Some people get busy-don't be a pest. Take a fucking hint-if your attorney doesn't call you back,perhaps he doesn't want to speak with your ass. Perhaps the doctor hasn't gotten the results back. Perhaps your dress isn';t ready etc etc. And would it kill you to be pleasent?<br /><br />And please follow the guidelines above or i am sending your ass to the general mailbox and it'll be lost or deleted.tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-90143201431964756082009-03-15T19:05:00.000-07:002009-03-15T19:50:56.165-07:00..and took something back<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k5/skiigy/VH1Classic.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 160px; height: 160px;" src="http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k5/skiigy/VH1Classic.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>The other day I ranted about how VH1 classic was kinda good. Well i forgot to say when it's good- JUST during the week. On the weekends it becomes "Lets show the same video movies/concerts/specials over and over". I swear,all i want to see is a block of classic videos or pop up video and instead i get more Pink Floyd then i can shake a finger at. And its the same couple of concerts...Or Kiss or Led Zepplin or Spinal Tap.<br /><br />or they show a marathon of the same show...<br /><br />...I give up.<br /><br />Clearly ALL music TV is deadtinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-45850580747666653912009-03-15T13:50:00.000-07:002009-03-15T15:12:34.509-07:00..and yelled at Ticket buyers<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh217/WelldoneUG/Live-Nation.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 181px; height: 34px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh217/WelldoneUG/Live-Nation.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n116/blawk359/Logos/stubhub_logo.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 175px; height: 64px;" src="http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n116/blawk359/Logos/stubhub_logo.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh206/Polsonpier/ticketmaster.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 28px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh206/Polsonpier/ticketmaster.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I am not an idiot.<br /><br />We music fans are not idiots.<br /><br />Actually most music fans are not idiots but i digress.<br /><br />I can see what you did there.<br /><br />You,the idiot buying his Garth Brooks tickets through stub hub,what the hell. Why don't you just go to the front of the arena,club,hayfield or ballgame and just but the tickets from a scalper?<br /><br />Or you,Idiot,who claims to love Dokken but yet when you go to Ticketmaster it as sold out but directs you to its "sister" site called "Tickets Now" ...But each ticket is three times as much...<br /><br />Smart move? NO!<br /><br />In this technological advanced age its easy for scalpers to hide themselves behind legit websites and people all over are falling for it.<br /><br />I encountered this myself last year. I wanted to get pre-sale tickets to a small club show in Atlantic City and I logged on to Ticketmaster for what was supposed to be 60 Dollar tickets-of course there was high demand for the tickets and i was linked from Ticketmaster to a site called "Tickets Now" and they had tickets for 2oo each!<br />a. How did they get tickets so fast?<br />b. Who is the rube actually willing to buy tickets?<br /><br />Seriously- this is legitimized scalping. Instead of the creepy guy standing outside of an arena discreetly asking you if you are selling or need tickets its now a cleverly disguised and dressed up.<br /><br />Well i'm sorry: You can dress up a pig in a dress but its still a fucking hog...<br /><br />Don't get ripped off by these parasites. Check your favorite bands website for details regarding upcoming ticket sales.If your favorite band doesn't address these issues-perhaps its a good idea to skip their concert all together...<br /><br />..I'm looking at YOU U2<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr30/PaulSeibert/u2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr30/PaulSeibert/u2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr30/PaulSeibert/u2.jpg"><br /></a><br />Yea i am talking to you. What happened to you? Did you let Bono's head get so big that now it can only be contained in ARENA tours.<br /><br />Arena's have shitty acoustics and even shittier seats. Its not fair that some hard working joe to spend some money for a concert only to sit way up in the rear mezz.<br /><br />What happened to you guys?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk34/bonobaybee/october1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 215px; height: 253px;" src="http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk34/bonobaybee/october1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />You guys use to have a good band with great songs. Your last album sounds like tyopical overblown corporate rock that has plagued mainstream radio.<br /><br />Don't lose your artistic integrity because you have been around so long that you should be showing how its done..<br /><br />I refuse to be sucked into this corporate scheme of making money at all costs.I refuse to spend more money then i have to on a concert ticket opting instead to either pay legitimate through ticketmaster or through a bands fan club presale. If i am desperate to see a concert then i rather check Craigslist for a fan that perhaps can't make it and needs to get rid of a ticket-below price.<br /><br />Thats the difference between a scalper and a fan needing to get rid of a ticket-the price. A scalper can go on ebay and sell a ticket above what its worth. But a fan would rather take the loss then to let the ticket go to waste.<br /><br />But ultimately its about supply and demand-if people don't get sucked into these schemes then perhaps these sites will not exist...<br /><br />..and don't get me started on Merchandise...<br /><br /><br />Edit:<br /><br />Here is what Trent Reznor says about ticket scalping:<br /><a href="http://forum.nin.com/bb/read.php?9,548515,page=1">http://forum.nin.com/bb/read.php?9,548515,page=1</a>tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-57247015318921941732009-03-13T16:48:00.000-07:002009-12-24T21:28:41.680-08:00..and missed music television.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i568.photobucket.com/albums/ss129/smd_nm/mtv.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 700px; height: 554px;" src="http://i568.photobucket.com/albums/ss129/smd_nm/mtv.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />I'm a child of th Eighties. I remember that in my house there was one cable channel- HBO. I remember begging my mom to let me stay up on Sunday nights (till 8:30) to watch Fraggle Rock- She said no. I also remember there was this channel that all the cool kids wanted called MTV. It played music videos and was,in its day, the best shit on the planet.<br /><br />fast forward to the Nighties.<br />The Beach house<br />Road Rules<br />Real World<br />Beavis and Butthead<br /><br />This guy<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://swindlemagazine.com/images/kurt-loder.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 660px; height: 502px;" src="http://swindlemagazine.com/images/kurt-loder.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>This is Kurt Loder<br /><br />He use to be Rock News Royalty.<br /><br />Now MTV news is a joke. Sorry Sway,you are fucking annoying.<br /><br />What happened to Music Television?<br /><br />Was it the prosperous 90's and the subsequent dumbing down of the Generation. Was it the flooding in Television of the nasty ungodly unoriginal scraping the bottom of the barrel Reality show genre?<br /><br />Perhaps it was I just growing up. I always joked that VH1 which is MTV's sister channel is MTV for older people, and now its kinda true.<br /><br />VH1 and MTV and even Fuse have jumped the gun. No longer are they or their offshoot networks are about music but the dying idea that they are still relevant. Hell if the biggest tv shows on both networks are a show about rich bitches in LA or a series about dating a has been rapper or a balding rock star or even a show about more nostalgic times are the biggest things on the networks,why aren't people asking: Where is the music?<br /><br />And don't get me started on Fuse- it started a as rock station but now is the z100 of tv-catering to both the Rap stereotypes and the teenybopper crows. I want to know why there aren't enough music videos and they have to show shitty movies like Joe vs. the Volcano..<br /><br />..wait<br /><br />Joe Vs. the Volcano was good<br /><br />..I digress.<br /><br />There are some good things if you wanted to watch these crap channels<br />On VH1 there is a series called "Celebrity Rehab" which shows that addiction hits everyone ,no matter how famous. I respect Doctor Drew a lot because he tries to get to the bottom of why these people aren't happy rather then try to pamper them.<br /><br />I also adore VH1 classic because they actually show music videos. GOOD music videos.<br /><br />Shit I remember when a music video made or broke an artist.<br /><br />I think the decline in quality in music television is a direct result of the decline in quality music-thus the Music channels are scrambling to put on cheap and effective programing that will bring in the ratings.Unfortunately the side effect is - the dumbing down of a whole generation.<br /><br />My whole generation have become annoyed with mainstream music and have embraced nostalgia and independent artists. I say a little too much..<br /><br />Leave the 80's alone ok. Yes,it was a cool decade but supporting rip off artists,remake movies and copy cat fashions. Rather then buying the original album,movie or fashion.<br /><br />In conclusion<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br />MTV IS DEAD<br /><br /></span>...But then again--so is the whole music industry unless it adapts to modern times. Downloads,websites,connecting with fans.<br /><br />Until then,support indy bands,turn on satellite or INTERNET radio or watch videos on Youtube. Listen to music that YOU want to listen to.tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916063551782629984.post-38771177940938773682009-03-12T19:03:00.000-07:002009-03-12T20:15:13.597-07:00..and told you about her favorite Doctor<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHCRSVEmGx8xWB1JYLnsrPSHqNEZg3J7_isQ01GY-oypeNnUotx37Kc3R_K4IspseVckOqIhOdbT8NLb_vfDo5ykYtdAxV4ajb2904gcxuG453DDvNL5EZimZHAwRW4QBmmJX_5PXf0Ciy/s1600-h/t_baker.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 232px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHCRSVEmGx8xWB1JYLnsrPSHqNEZg3J7_isQ01GY-oypeNnUotx37Kc3R_K4IspseVckOqIhOdbT8NLb_vfDo5ykYtdAxV4ajb2904gcxuG453DDvNL5EZimZHAwRW4QBmmJX_5PXf0Ciy/s320/t_baker.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312488249640615058" border="0" /></a>This man is named Tom Baker. He was the 4th incarnation of the Doctor in the series entitled Doctor Who.<br /><br />If you don't know who or what Doctor Who is,go wiki it you dolt you are both uncultured and uncouth... Its a brit tv show..<br /><br />Whatever..lol...<br /><br />Anyway he was the doctor from 1974-1981. He was my mothers fave doctor and as of late I have been rediscovering his episodes and I can safely say i see why my mum likes him. He is wild and wacky and his scarf is cool.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilfvU-OdP-lmqfJoLJZb28FLiBloO4fVXnxg9HPeCLWmQhlZz_p-aCVjTcF0mqAStBr-L1hTSbz-s2WbnCKXyS8Nuo5SUlCqTuJcd57Yt5-ED0q18ZBdvdyZXH1gHW91Xwrhq5CqbinaTc/s1600-h/12-1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilfvU-OdP-lmqfJoLJZb28FLiBloO4fVXnxg9HPeCLWmQhlZz_p-aCVjTcF0mqAStBr-L1hTSbz-s2WbnCKXyS8Nuo5SUlCqTuJcd57Yt5-ED0q18ZBdvdyZXH1gHW91Xwrhq5CqbinaTc/s320/12-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312500564056400258" border="0" /></a>Oh and Sarah Jane,his companion,kicked ass.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW6LHEYENpXLTI_ZqnrzUaq5jg-6YlDi8KYjSE3Z3qTS1Vadhe43DFyS8x0GdiWAh2GcuvApaWi3NldLIbDwnO8Yqj6pcedaFOVLhRP6p4aHVHKlHX3_DE0rCtdtbzwn6ry4-kLAiIBRnB/s1600-h/04-42DoctorandMaster.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW6LHEYENpXLTI_ZqnrzUaq5jg-6YlDi8KYjSE3Z3qTS1Vadhe43DFyS8x0GdiWAh2GcuvApaWi3NldLIbDwnO8Yqj6pcedaFOVLhRP6p4aHVHKlHX3_DE0rCtdtbzwn6ry4-kLAiIBRnB/s320/04-42DoctorandMaster.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312500883456967890" border="0" /></a><br />This is The Master.He is the "bad" guy.My mother says they have sexual tension...<br /><br />...um<br /><br />Sexual Tension?<br /><br />....I hate my mom.<br /><br />I need a jelly baby.tinadollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12196581710461659466noreply@blogger.com3